Ok, I’m about to do the first of four fantasy football drafts, so I thought it was timely to put together the “10 Signs You Take Fantasy Football Way Too Seriously.” Enjoy.
TEN – You avoid talking football at the water cooler because you don’t want to tip your hand to your opponent, the marketing coordinator.
NINE – You listen to ESPN’s Matthew Berry more than your wife
EIGHT – You know who Griff Whalen, Danny Woodhead, and Ryan Switzer are.
SEVEN – You start “mocking” in early July
SIX – You ask yourself the question: Is four leagues too many?
FIVE – You’re late to your child’s birthday party because you were watching garbage time in a blowout game between the Jaguars and the Browns.
FOUR – You cheer against your favorite team because it’ll help your fantasy team.
THREE – You spent (cough cough) several days coming up with immature team names that rhyme with Gronkowski.
TWO – By the end of the year, you hate football because most of your team is injured and you’ve lost interest.
ONE – You’re rooting for the Patriots.
ONE A- Your name is Zar.