There are some legendary characters and influencers with the initials JB. But did Heisman winner Joe Burrow, who became a national champion last night by tossing 6-TD passes in the Big Easy, cement himself as the greatest JB ever? You can debate these any way you’d like, but here are the Guys on the Sideline Top 10 JBs.
10. Joe Biden. Former U.S. Vice President, Current Democratic 2020 Presidential Front Runner
Ah, good ole Joe Biden. A little crazier now then he was as Obama’s Vice, but Joe has to be in consideration for greatest JB.
9. Justin Bieber, Musician
The Biebs. Gotta be in consideration, but clearly toward the bottom of the list, barely eeking out Joe Biden.
8. Jonas Brothers, Musicians
See Justin Bieber’s explanation. You might say we are getting a little desperate to get us to 10.
7. Jason Bourne.
Have you seen this man drive in high-speed chases? Seriously, he has to be on the list.
6. James Bond, Double O Seven
So hard to pick which James Bond. We went with Daniel Craig, as he’s grown on us in recent films. This is an easy selection, as Bond has to be given seri0us consideration for greatest JB of all time.
5. Jeff Burton, Guys on the Sideline Founder and Conspiracy Theorist Extraordinaire
I know what you are thinking: Jeff Burton ahead of James Bond – you can’t be serious? Well, I felt that was the right place for me, because I certainly can’t be above Jack Black on any list.
4. Jack Black, Actor
See Nacho Libre. Enough Said.
3. Josiah Edward “Jed” Bartlet, President of the United States, West Wing style
How many times have you thought to yourself, ‘wouldn’t it be great if Jed Bartlet was our actual President?”
JED 2020?
2. Jack Bauer, Accept No Substitutes
Not only did Jack Bauer never use the restroom in eight seasons, his cell phone battery never died. I mean, some question if he’s even human??? Be sure to catch our next post that will debate the Top 10 Greatest Jack Bauer moments.
1. Joe Burrow, LSU QB, National Champion. Heisman Trophy Winner. All-Around Good Guy
Yeah, did you watch that game last night? Wow. Joe Burrow. Guys on the Sideline Hot Prediction: He’ll go on to the NFL and have a Peyton Manning-esque career. You just watch.
Honorable Mention JBs: Jon Bon; James Brown, the Musician; James Brown, the football commentator; Jackson Browne.
What about Jim Brown? Elected as the greatest collegiate football “student athlete” during the halftime festivities of said Joe Burrow National Championship game. Another thing, Justin and Jonas B’s over James Brown, the godfather of soul. His performance on Rocky IV alone puts him on this list.