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Ok. If you know me, you know I love a good conspiracy theory. Not that I believe in them all, per se—I just appreciate a really good one. Most of them are fabricated nonsense. Except ones about Big Foot. Those ones are real. For real. Have you been to Snoqualmie Falls in Washington state? I … Read more
It’s NFL DRAFT TIME. Here are 5 moves the Arizona Cardinals could make with the first pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the one I think they will, and the one I think they should. #GuysontheSideline 1. Draft Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray at number 1, and KEEP Josh Rosen: This move is a little out there, … Read more
Want to see the REAL Madness? Here are 8 thoughts currently occupying my brain. 1. My beloved Arizona Cardinals are on the clock. And I’m starting to freak out. After selecting QB Josh Rosen last year in the first round, it’s no secret that the Redbirds appear smitten by QB Kyler Murray. Here’s hoping this … Read more
Guys on the Sideline Guest contributor: Ty J. Ah the playoffs, a crazy time of the best basketball in America being played. However only 16 teams make it each season. Who will be the ones this year? Here are some very reasonable predictions. Eastern Conference 1. Toronto Raptors With the help of an offseason trade to … Read more
Ok, back (not) by popular demand, here are 13 even bolder predictions for the year 2020. 1. I will refuse to pay any federal income taxes in 2020, due to not getting a refund because of the phony government shutdown in 2019. Jail time will be threatened, but I will lead a mass “don’t-pay-your-taxes movement” … Read more
Here are my 9 Bold Predictions for 2019: 1. Donald J. Trump will leave office (most likely by resigning, but possibly through impeachment). Trump will cite boredom and a continuing witch-hunt against him, Eric, Ivanka, Jr., and Jared. Mike Pence will replace and pardon him ala 1974. Pence will name either Mitt Romney or Nikki … Read more
Ok, I’m about to do the first of four fantasy football drafts, so I thought it was timely to put together the “10 Signs You Take Fantasy Football Way Too Seriously.” Enjoy. TEN – You avoid talking football at the water cooler because you don’t want to tip your hand to your opponent, the marketing … Read more
Steve B, Guys on the Sideline Contributor There are not many baseball events on August 15th of any year to draw the attention of the public, but in 2018, one such event captivated a town. Ronald Acuna Jr., on the cusp of leadoff HR history at age 20 having already accomplished the record of youngest … Read more
With exactly 30 days until the 2018 NFL Season kicks off, I give you my 7 BOLD PREDICTIONS for the upcoming year. Bold Prediction #1: Arizona Cardinals will be playoff-bound – The Arizona Cardinals are picked by most to finish at the bottom of the NFL while going through their “rebuild.” The problem is that … Read more
LH, Guys on the Sideline Contributor Many fantasies are coming to fruition right before our eyes. Pre-season football has finally arrived, HBO’s Hard Knocks has premiered, and late nights of fantasy football mock drafts are in full force. How many mock drafts is too many mock drafts? If you’re a degenerate, then the answer is … Read more